What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:37

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Who is someone that inspires you?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger